Two things.
1. Enchanted is the most cheese-filled cheesy film in the world. Don't go to see it.
2. The one bag that I have now packed (impressive, huh?) is probably heavier than me. So may I add to my prayer requests that I become super-humanly strong in the next few days. Either that or I find a willing volunteer to carry my bag on holiday for me. Please send your job application and CV by speed post to India. You need to be here by Friday.
